This page is under development (although, isn't everything?). My friends and I have good times when we are at parties or talking on AIM and joking about different nerdy pursuits. Here I will collect some of the jokes that I thought were funny.
A directed graph showing the Beats relationship.
Bush is a Turing Machine that halts on any input.
|Width/Thickness||small: fractions of a human hair.|
large: the number required, if stacked, to reach the moon.
|Length||Laid end to end, how many are required to circle the Earth.|
|Volume||Compare to the size of a VW Bug.|
|Computer Storage||Libraries of Congress (LoC).|
|Computer Speed||slow: Compare to a pocket calculator.|
fast: Many times faster than a standard desktop PC.