This page is under development (although, isn't everything?). My friends and I have good times when we are at parties or talking on AIM and joking about different nerdy pursuits. Here I will collect some of the jokes that I thought were funny.
A directed graph showing the Beats relationship.![A directed graph of the Beats relation. [My neighbor] connects to [his dog] and [Mikey] connects to [off].](http://andrewhitchcock.org/images/beatsgraph.png)
Bush is a Turing Machine that halts on any input.
| Attribute | Accepted Units |
|---|---|
| Width/Thickness | small: fractions of a human hair. large: the number required, if stacked, to reach the moon. |
| Length | Laid end to end, how many are required to circle the Earth. |
| Volume | Compare to the size of a VW Bug. |
| Computer Storage | Libraries of Congress (LoC). |
| Computer Speed | slow: Compare to a pocket calculator. fast: Many times faster than a standard desktop PC. |
